Heading to NYC!
You guys! I've been invited to be a seller at the Martha Stewart Holiday Craft Sale! I'm totally going bananas. Like literally. (Read in voice of Rachel Zoe. Have I ever transcribed my treatise on the need to invent new punctuation marks to accommodate communication in the era of modern technology? For example there should be a punctuation mark that means "read in the voice of". One time I went a whole week where I could only think in the voice of Carmela Soprano, and then one time it was a week of Paula Deen.)
Ok, FOCUS. No time for that now! I'm going to New York! I need a punctuation mark that means "read this with such fervor that spit flies out of your mouth."
I've got so much to do. And me without my assistant! I tried to text Ms. Norwood, but she doesn't have good cell reception when she's on Harry's yacht. She picked a heck of a time to go to Biarritz.
And you thought you were busy last week!! Congrats and have fun. (Loooove NYC... I'm super jealous).
ReplyDeleteOoh, I am so jealous! The holiday craft sale last year was amazing, and I got so much shopping done. One more reason for me to feel depressed about moving away from NYC! :(
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing that everyone will go bananas for your toys. Have fun!
Oh! Excited! For! You! I can't wait to hear all about it. Bananas!
ReplyDeleteP.S. I do a mean Paula Deen impersonation. "Hey ya'll. Today we's gonna start off with some butter glazed butter sticks served with Deep Fried Pork Fat...and...then...we'll finish it all off with the most sinful dessert,Powdered Sugar Covered Butter and Cream Cheese Balls! Ya'll I ain't kiddin around I am gonna put ya'll into a diabetic coma if'n its the last thang I ever do!"
I will be your assistant. Currently I'm an unemployed craft enthusiast and I could use a job that pays in projects :) to keep the unemployment, of course.
ReplyDeleteHave fun in NYC. I can't wait to see pictures!
is this a private craft fair where only martha stewart shops?
ReplyDeleteyeah for you!!! how fun and exciting.
ReplyDeleteWoooooo! Hip hip hurrah for Katie! Boo for Ms Norwood -fire her, Katie. Fire her.
ReplyDeleteOh, I die! That is so awesome. And for some reason, when I imitate Paula Deen, I always talk about mayo and Capn' Crunch cereal. Dunno. GOOD LUCK!!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!
ReplyDeleteOMG! OMG! Congrats and have a great time!!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats, congrats, congrats!!! So very happy for you! I can't think of anyone more deserving.
ReplyDeleteI guess Ms. Norwood is just going to miss out. It's a hard lesson for her to learn, but you can't have Biarritz and NYC, too. (Well, technically you could, but you know what I mean!)
Wish I could be there. :) Congrats, Katie!
Thanks, you guys! I'll post as pictures of the stuff I'm taking. As soon as it's made. Eeeek. And, yes, Ms. Norwood is so fired.
ReplyDeleteHOLY S! Yes, I said, "HOLY S!" Katie, you so rock. And also, please give Martha my love.
ReplyDeleteI'm so Happy for you! Try o enjoy that is the most important thing :) !!
ReplyDeleteohhh I am so happy for you toooo!You are going to be FAB!trust me!
ReplyDeletexoxo