office drama

I received a very passive aggressive memo from my assistant recently about how "perhaps the staff need a refresher on breakroom etiquette" because someone stole her food "despite the fact that the tea sandwiches were in a clearly labeled Neiman Marcus bag which could not have possibly been mistaken for a box of Gerber rice cereal."

Clearly, she is nuts. First, nobody is stealing anybody's food. And second, it's Friskies, not tea sandwiches. I was going to blow it off until I saw this surveillance footage of the intern.