Somebody's jealous
SM: Oh hey, Katie.
Me: Oh, uh, hey, Sewing Machine.
SM: How've you been? It's been a while.
Me: Yeah, I know, uh, I've been meaning to stop by, sew a little.
SM: Really? Oh really? Because I've been right here. Waiting.
Me: I know, I know, I've been pretty busy...
SM: Busy, huh? Not too busy for Miter Saw and Drillbit.
Me: His name is Powerdrill.
SM: Whatever. I don't know what you see in those guys.
Me: They can do a lot!
SM: Like spew sawdust everywhere? Potentially chop your finger off?
Me: They wouldn't do that.
SM: Can they...make curtains?
Me: Stop, Sewing Machine.
SM: Does the baby's nursery even have curtains yet? How long has that fabric been sitting under her crib?
Me: STOP! Stop, Sewing Machine! I know!
SM: Your cute photos don't show the sheet held up over the window with a CHIP CLIP!
Me: Stop! The guilt is excruciating!
SM: Does it hurt like a severed finger???
Me: Worse!
your sewing machine seems to have an axis 2 disorder. unfortunately, i haven't been trained to treat that.
ReplyDeleteYes! Clearly, he has the problem. Not me. I think he'd benefit from group therapy.
ReplyDeleteVery funny! In terms of Axis II, personality or MR? Because I am thinking the latter. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou better be talking about the sewing machine.
ReplyDeleteI'm just thank for that right now...my Sewing Machine is probably feeling the same way! ; )
ReplyDeleteJust found your blog, I have a thing about reading from the back, y'know, so I don't miss anything. You're freaking hilarious. I'm going to attempt not to comment a ton, but I'm laughing as I'm typing this so it might be kinda hard. :)
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