Ms. Norwood
Ms. Norwood (?1995-2012)
R.I.P. Kitty...
Ms. Norwood is my very old, very stylish assistant. She is a cross between Anna Wintour, Nan Kempner, Jackie Kennedy, and my grandmother except she has a tail and four Ferragamos. Her mantra is "You can never be too rich or too fluffy."
Ms. Norwood's attorney has demanded that I devote an entire section of my blog to her as part of a recent legal settlement. He didn't, however, specify what sort of content I could post.
