The Verdict
In the case of the People v. Judith Norwood, the jury finds Ms. Norwood not guilty of the murder of Bunny Madoff. Yes, we are so relieved. The only bad news is that I don't know if Ms. Norwood will ever get her life savings back. So she had to put her apartment on the market. Here's the listing:
Prewar classic six. Park views. $8.8 million.
OMG I almost died laughing! That was awsesome. Apparently the fam here were all rooting for Ms. Norwood.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't know how she managed to woo the jury like that. I saw the little Ferragamo footprints around Bunny's body.
ReplyDeleteI guess my cats have Ferragamo foot prints too or it more like furry Uggs. When my Pepsi walks away she looks like she has furry petticoats. lol
ReplyDeleteOMG, you are hilarious! I am supposed to be working here but I am reading your blog :)
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