Etiquette
Maggie and I were having lunch today and looking out the window at these ridiculously gigantic snowflakes. Some of them must've been close to 3 inches wide. It's like it was snowing marshmallows. Anyway, I don't generally focus on parenting here at the old blog, but I thought I'd mention that I'm starting etiquette training with Maggie. Even though she's only 8 months old, I feel it's never too early to learn good manners. Here's what we focused on today:
1. One must be discreet when one poops at the dinner table.
2. A lady never mixes her pureed green beans with her socks.
3. It is always polite to tip your server, but not with food that has been in your mouth.
We'll keep working on it.
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ReplyDeletei agree, it's never too early to teach etiquette, my 11 yr. old son is still working on a couple of those....
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That was hilarious - yay, you made my morning.
ReplyDelete*snort* Too funny. Think she could teach my three year old some tricks? Lately, she has tried to "reward" me by letting me smell her gas.
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ReplyDeleteI have an 8 month old son, Oliver and I try to teach him the very same things. It's almost like he waits to poop until he gets into his high chair...ery cute post.
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