office drama

I received a very passive aggressive memo from my assistant recently about how "perhaps the staff need a refresher on breakroom etiquette" because someone stole her food "despite the fact that the tea sandwiches were in a clearly labeled Neiman Marcus bag which could not have possibly been mistaken for a box of Gerber rice cereal."
Clearly, she is nuts. First, nobody is stealing anybody's food. And second, it's Friskies, not tea sandwiches. I was going to blow it off until I saw this surveillance footage of the intern.



Comments

  1. you are hilarious! My cat's think they are my assistants too, but they do more terrorizing than helping :)

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  2. Hey! That baby's pants are almost on the ground! That song really got around this year, huh?

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  3. Heh. My son makes a BEELINE for any unguarded pet food he spots. Oy. ;-) Great fiber, though!

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  4. Hey, at least your cat is the ASSISTANT. My cats are sure they're the BOSS!!! Love it!

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  5. Ha ha ha Awesome.

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  6. Is she a paid intern? Maybe it's some sort of wage protest....

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  7. you're killing me over here.

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  8. LMAO!!! XD
    this made my day!

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  9. LOL you tickle my funny bone every time!

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